Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Thursday, September 22, 2011

LOL!

Keep reading ~ this is not a pity party:

Biopsy surgery today. Nine hours at the hospital.  Lots of trouble tonight with nausea and headaches ~ but at the moment (midnight) the Percocet is working just fine and so I am wide awake and roaming the internet.

The following (HT to Meredith Gould) has made my day.  Enjoy, church musician and pastor friends!


Thursday, August 4, 2011

Fashion Failure

Just so you know that my sense of humor remains intact, I would like to proclaim that with every recent reading of Beauty Tips for Ministers I discover that I have committed yet another fashion faux pas.

What can I say?

It's been really hot.
 
I hate capris, but you try to find an elegant pair of full length linen blend pants in a petite-length women's size for less than $150.

Do shorts that cover the knees count as shorts?

I seldom see any appeal in the shoes featured on BTFM.  I am close to becoming someone who would wear flip-flops to the White House.  (OK, not really.)

Last Sunday I violated my own last cardinal rule and preached in a (flowing, not tight) sleeveless top.   I had worn a jacket but ~ it was simply unbearable in that sanctuary.  I concluded that an upright preacher was better than one passed out in the pulpit.  (Besides, I saw on FB that one of my seminary classmates conducted an outdoor wedding while wearing a sleeveless, V-neck black dress, and looked quite elegant and pastoral.)

Anyway:  I just want to confirm that apparently I have no idea how to dress appropriately.  

I suppose that the earth will continue to spin on its axis.