Practice at church: "No; remember, you put the loaf of bread down and then you pick up the chalice."
Emails: "Color of paraments? NO idea. Someone must know the answer to this question?"
Proofreading: "Whatever possessed me to think that I could answer 'Yes' to these questions? I can barely brush my teeth."
Meeting at my own church: "You forgot that you will be here to preach on Sunday morning?"
Practice at church: "You won't forget. Bless, then break, then give."
Office administrator: "If there's anything else in the bulletin you want to change, don't tell me."
Music Director: "Breathe."
Lovely Daughter: "I know you had a different vision for this piece, but . . . ".
Practice at church: "I think it would probably be better not to do any pouring this time."